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Mantra for the 2012 Elections:

Anyone but Obama.

ANYONE.

Seriously.

Godzilla.
The Creature From The Black Lagoon.
The Mothra Twins.

ANYONE.  BUT.  OBAMA.

That is not to say that "we the people" don't have some legitimate choices ... candidates who have a thousand times more experience than Obama had when he promised the 5th graders of this county that he'd put Coke in their drinking fountains, if they'd just put their brains into neutral and vote for him, which - sadly for our country - a little more than half of them did. 

Since Obama never actually had anything but "rich American, coffee house style" socialism to offer in the first place, it was no big surprise to find that the only people who actually got the promised Coke in their drinking fountains were Obama and his cronies - because, surprise, surprise, but that's how socialism actually plays out in the real world.  The rest of the country got swamp water, in the form of Obamacare and an economy so tied up by government debt and red tape that it resembles an electric car, trying to make it uphill, in an ice storm, without chains on its battery acid driven eco-unfriendly wheels.

Of course, he had no choice but to keep campaigning, instead of doing the job he was elected to do ... every Tom, Dick and Harry on the street had a better chance of running this country more successfully than Obama has.  He simply isn't qualified.  Give him a cigarette and a $5.00 cup of coffee, then slap him into a chair in a coffee house, where he can commiserate with his socialist friends - THAT'S the only job for which he's qualified.

In all this time, he has never once taken responsibility for any of his policies failing miserably.  Like the 5th grader that he is, he always falls back on blaming someone or something else.  Here we are, in 2012, and, like Obama's non-existent homework, the damn dog ate our economy.  Nothing that's going wrong with the failure of his policies, according to Obama, is his fault in any way whatsoever.  How lucky for us that we managed to elect the ONLY man in the world who has never, ever made a single mistake or taken a wrong turn!

With the 2012 election looming large on the horizon, Obama is campaigning out in the open again.  And what is he offering?  MORE COKE IN THE DRINKING FOUNTAINS ... this time in the form of promised "mortgage relief" and blaming, in this reincarnation, Congress for "failing to act".  Using, the "No matter how patently stupid or false something may be, if I say it out loud, then it becomes true" strategy that has become the symbol of his version of the Democratic party, Obama conveniently overlooks the fact that the Senate is controlled by Democrats and that his latest attempt at turning in a Poly Sci/Econ 101 paper, aka his jobs bill, was not passed by the Senate ... which, need I say it again? ... is controlled by his own party. But, that's okay, because, according to Obama, if we just make every millionaire in the U.S. give 30% of their money to the government, everything will be fine. Oh, wait. Except his buddies at GE. THEY can make billions and yet, somehow, end up due a tax credit and THAT'S fair, because, after all, they contribute to Obama's campaign and pal around with him whenever they can. And, oh, wait, again ... "millionaire" is defined by Obama as anyone making more than $250,000 a year. No matter, because there are always people who are ignorant enough to say, "Call me a socialist, if you will ... I don't care ..." while they go on to spew their version of Obama's class warfare. Let's make friends with the Taliban, but hate any fellow American who makes more than you do ... that's the Obama way.

Oh, well.  It's all swamp water under the bridge. What the Republicans need to do now is somehow convince all of the little old ladies in their party to vote for whoever it is that they put on the ballot, opposite Obama.  WHOEVER IT IS.  Don't care, ladies, if you like them or not.  Don't care if they remind you of someone else you don't like.  DO NOT CARE.  You just have to suck it up and vote your party - regardless.  Think you can take one for your country?

Let me say this one more time, to be certain that we're clear how I stand on this issue, if the Republican candidate for President of the United States for the November, 2012 election doesn't work for you, then I URGE YOU to write in someone who DOES work for you, even if that "someone" is Godzilla, or The Creature From The Black Lagoon, or the twins from Mothra ... because ALL of them make more sense than allowing a coffee-house socialist to remain in charge of the greatest country in the world. But it would be better if you didn't waste your vote on a lost cause and, instead, used it to get that socialist OUT of the White House, by voting for the Republican candidate for President of the United States, WHOEVER IT MAY BE, in the November, 2012 election.

Ed Royce represents my district, and I'll be voting for him in the upcoming election, because he's a good man AND because the Republicans need to take control of the House and the Senate, until such time that there is actually a Democratic Party again in our country.  Right now, what used to be MY party, the Democrats, has been taken over by Socialists.  I guess they finally figured out that staying within their own party wouldn't work for them.  I'm just embarrassed that it was MY party that they found to be stupid enough to allow them to grab control.

 

RE-ELECT
U.S. CONGRESSMAN ED ROYCE

Since his days at Cal State Fullerton, in California Youth For Reagan, Ed has been a leading voice for limiting the power of government.

If you live in Ed's district, click his photo to place a sign in your yard, or host a coffee at your house ... whatever you can do to help out.  To donate money to his campaign, click the button at left!